When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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