I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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