Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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