He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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