we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Do vagina's smell?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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