My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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