yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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