: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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