then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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