drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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