Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
P.S. I can't hear my feet
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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