This girl is more easily done than said...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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