Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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