Is it because I queefed?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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