She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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