I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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