I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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