oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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