i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He's on the porch naked. Help.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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