oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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