Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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