If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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