so explain again why im purple
no
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize