Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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