If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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