I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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