lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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