id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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