She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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