CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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