I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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