Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Soap is not a condiment
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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