I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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