I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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