He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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