You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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