You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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