I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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