just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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