Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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