The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
