Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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