Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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