Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Randomize
