how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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