Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Randomize