i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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