If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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