I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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