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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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