Having a random hookup so left but love u
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
