NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
