RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I could have mohawked her pubes.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
