Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
